Joke #: 22932
(Category: Religious Jokes)
A preacher just bought a brand new Cadillac and was ready to drive it on home
after a long day of deciding which car to buy and signing all the papers. But
wanting to really enjoy the car he decided to take the long way home through the
As he was driving enjoying the stereo and the smooth ride he topped a hill and
noticed a drunk driver in an old truck coming towards him swerving all over the
road. It would go from his lane and then back into his own lane.
The preacher had to think fast, he could stay in his own lane and pray that the
drunk doesn't hit him or he could just pull his car off the road as the drunk
didn't seem to be going off the road, just back and forth in the lanes.
So without anymore thinking he turned his wheels to fast to get off the road.
Doing this he lost control hitting some loose gravel. The car spun round and
round off the road and hit a large oak tree, totaling his brand new Cadillac.
The drunk seen what happened and pulled off the road and stopped to help. As
the preacher climbed out of the car the drunk stopped walking towards the
preachers car as he was surprised to see that this man was able to do this.
After the preacher was out, brushing himself off he looked up at the drunk and
asked, "Are you ok son?" The drunk replied, "Of course I'm alright, I'm the one
that should be asking you if your alright?" The preacher told him, "Well of
course son, I'm fine. After all I have the Lord riding with me!" The drunk
stepped back scratching his head looking around for another person and said,
"Well you better let him ride with me, cause the way your driving your going to
(Submitted by Matthew Thompson)
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