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Once three scientists died in a car crash an for their sins they went to hell. Down there satan received them and told them they were about to be swimming in the lake of fire and sulfur

for eternity. The three scientists were very afraid and one of them said: "Oh please almighty lord of the darkness, please give us another chance to live so we can do things right?".

Satan laughed and said: "Why in hell I will let you live again don't you get it?, this is hell you'll fry for what you've done.

Quickly one of the scientists replied: " Satan we've been bad in our lives as men but as scientists we're the best and we've done so much for the world, please give us another chance".

Satan then thinks: "What the hell, lets give 'em a chance, I'll ask 'em something impossible so they have to stay here and while they try to look for the answer I'll might be amused by their search".

So satan says to the three men: "I'll let you go to earth one more time and if you bring me back something I cannot melt, I'll let you live"

The three scientists look at each other thinking: "Well we might have a chance".

So the first guy goes to earth as the other two awaited with satan.

He quickly travels to a small island in the pacific where the US had the best geologists in the nation studying the volcanic activity in the area. He gathered them and tells them about the chance he had been given and asks for their help.

One of the geologists told him: "Sir you've come to the right place, we've just found a special kind of rock formation which we haven't been able to find it melting point."

So they give the man a sample of the rock and he went back into hell and gives it to Satan. Satan took the rock in his hands and with little or no trouble managed to melt it. The second scientist was almost peeing his pants for what he just have witnessed but went out to find something.

He ran into some kind of japanese textile secret labs and told his story to the men there hoping for some help. One japanese guy told him: "Well mistel you've come to the light place, we recently developed a new type of fabric that's virtually impossible to melt. They gave the guy the piece of fabric and he went back into hell and gives it to Satan. Satan laughs and with no trouble burns the fabric to a crisp.

The third scientist was really scared he thought: "Well there's no chance for me to go out there and find something this red hot horned mo' fo' can't melt". And just as he was about to tell satan to fry him. He remembered what he had in his pocket.

He reached into it and took out a small rounded green object and handed it to Satan. Satan laughed and tried to melt it but nothing happened. He the tries harder and but still nothing happened.

Satan is so pissed of he summons all the dark powers of hell to help him melt the little green thing but again nothing happened.

So satan al beat up and exhausted tells the third scientist that he'd just won, that he'll let him go back to earth an live again but before he left he had to tell him what this little green thing was that even he couldn't melt.

The guy replied: "It's an M&M, they melt in your mouth. Not in your hands.

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