Joke #: 19394
(Category: Question/Answer Jokes)
Halloween Funnies IV
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin
Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps
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