A wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limo one day when he noticed
two men at the side of the road eating grass. He told the driver to pull
over and got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the
"We have no money for food," the poor man replied.
"Well, come with me then," instructed the lawyer.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children!" the man said.
"Bring them along," replied the lawyer. "And what about you?" he asked,
turning to the other man.
"I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered, with his head
"Bring them all!" the lawyer ordered. The two families climbed into his
limo and stared at him with gratitude.
"Sir, you are very kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
"No problem," the lawyer replied. "The grass at my house is almost a foot