In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular
looking blonde and a grossly overweight fat lady. After several minutes of
the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable
sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
- The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by
mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have
slapped his face".
- The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on
the blonde and she smacked him".
- Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by
mistake she slapped me".
- George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack Clinton again".