Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to
let one of you go."
Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."
Female Employee: "And I'm a woman."
Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age
discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."
...To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male
employee, who thinks a moment, then responds:
"I think I might be gay..."