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Joke #:  6989
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It's April first and a guy is sitting in the hospital waiting for his wife to have their child. The nurse comes out and tells the man there have been some complications and it will take longer than expected.

Five hours later the nurse comes out holding his baby. He gets up and exclaims "Can I hold my child?" When he is just reaching for the baby the nurse grabs the kid by the leg and starts swinging him around the room; smashing his bloodied body on the floor. She then rips off his arm and procedes to beat the childs face into a twisted bloody pulp. Then she slams the baby in the door until his body is almost cut in half.

The man runs over and shouts, "What the fuck are you doing to my baby!"

The nurse simply says,"April fools it was already dead."

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