There were two people having sex in a car. They finished up and the guy
threw the comdom out the window. His girlfriend got mad at him as she
wanted to go again. So he got out of the
car and went to find the condom.
He found that a little boy had found it and when he asked for it back the
boy refused. "C'mon" he begged, "I'll give you a dollar."
"Well," the little boy thought, "Okay."
So the little boy ran home. "Mom, you'll never guess what just happened!
I sold this guy a twinky for a dollar, but I tricked him. I sucked the
cream out of it first!"