1. No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex.
2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that icecream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
3. You've got no chance of me calling you.
4. No, I won't be gentle.
5. Of course you have to swallow.
6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
7. I hate your friends.
8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonite.
9. I'd rather watch a porno.