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(Category:  Ethnic Jokes)

Redneck Haikus

Beauty

Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mud flaps

Remorse

A painful sadness
Cain't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door

Mother and Child

Crusted in boogers
Stained with Kool-Aid, baby has face
Only Mama loves

Exuberance

Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil

Alone

Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files fer
Restraining order

Desire

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost fergit
That you're my cousin

Impounded

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino

Offerings

Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Robert Tilton

Drama

Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazard Marathon
Starts at 9 O'Clock

Deprived

In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants rasslin' doll
Mama whups his ass

No Signal

White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; the satellite dish
Needs new descrambler

Pride

Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans that
Fill his pick-up bed


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