Joke #: 5885
(Category: Ethnic Jokes)
Top 10 Reasons For Being Italian
- In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
- Unembarrassed to wear fur.
- No need to worry about tax returns
- Glorious military history... well, till about 400 A.D.
- Can wear sunglasses inside
- Political stability
- Flexible working hours
- Live near the Pope
- Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair
- Sweating tenors
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