A young woman was leaving her apartment
when she noticed her screen door was missing
a screw. This was annoying, since the door was
now hanging crooked and wouldn't close
properly. So, she decided to swing by the
local hardware store and buy the needed part.
The hardware store attendant noticed her
immediately, and he asked her if she needed
She asks him "Can I get a screw for a
The attendant quips "No, but for a blowjob,
I'll give you a toaster!"