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Joke #:  3754
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A man in his 50's buys a beautiful pair of shoes on his way home from work.

When he gets home he asks his wife if she notices anything different about him.

She says no.

At bed time he gets completely naked except for his new shoes and again asks his wife if she notices anything different about him.

She says well let's see you've got the same old useless cock hangin limp as usual.

He says look at where it's "pointing". I bought new shoes!

His wife then says "you should have bought a new hat!

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