A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are stuck on a deserted island, when
one of them finds a lamp on the beach. She picks it up and gives it a
little rub and a genie pops out. The genie looks at the three women and
says, "I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I
will grant each of you one wish."
Well the redhead is tired of being stranded on the island, so she wishes
she was back home in New York. POOF! She disappears.
Well the brunette is also tired of being on the island, so she wishes she was
back home in New York. POOF! She disappears.
The genie then turns to the blonde and asks her what her
wish is. "Gee," she says, "I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my
friends were still here ...."